Them Mushrooms Put A Hurting On Me

Damn man, I feel like shit today. Those mushrooms put a hurting on me like the time I flipped over the handlebars on my bike and landed on that open tackle box. Fuck if Hank and I didn't have a kickass time though. We were tripping so hard and then Hank took a bite of a burrito that was sitting on the table and it had rice in it but I thought the rice was maggots and so then I thought Hank had turned into a zombie so I hit him in the face with a shovel. We laughed our asses off but he was bleeding pretty bad. Turns out those were maggots. That burrito had been sitting there for a while. I hope his dumb ass wakes up soon, because he's been layed out on my couch all day. Think I'll have eggs for dinner, but I gotta take a shit first.