I LOVE THIS BLOG!!!

Have I mentioned how much I love this blog!! There are so many people out there in the Earth who didn't know what the hell I was up to before and now they do! Even my buddy Earl who lives in Nicholasville a whole town over. What's up Earl you piece of shit? You owe me 7 dollars. So today I cleaned up around the place and organized all my trading cards. I was thinking about selling them, but it's an investment and I gotta stick with it. I have a signed Ryne Sandberg card worth 83 bucks!! One days I'll be able to sell them all and buy a sick ass house far away from the MLK area and I'll invest all the money and live off the dividends and I'll have ALL the movie channels and the porno channels. Wanda will be jealous as fuck and she'll probably ride her bike by all the time and drool but I won't even pay any attention to her, because I'll be inside watching a Jenna Jameson movie on the big huge 100 inch screen. Oh and those damn raccoons are back. I'm going to try feeding them alka selzer. I heard it will blow up a bird, so let's see what it can do to a coon.