Pussy Ass Fake Cop Bitch!

Has anyone else met this pussy ass patrol man that hangs around the Rite-Aid on Main St.? I nearly beat the shit out of this guy earlier today. He thinks he's so tough but he ain't even got a real gun it's just pepper spray and a billy club. I could stick that billy club right up his asshole AND HE'LL PROBABLY LIKE IT!!!! For the past few weeks I've been stealing the newspapers from that rich people nieghborhood near Planter's Row and then selling them outside the Rite-Aid for 10 cents cheaper. I don't make very much but I can at least get a number 2 from McDonald's and a few 40s of Bud Heavy. Anyway I was selling my newspapers this morning and this guy comes up and says I have to leave the property and I'm like WHAT FOR? and he was like "you're on private property." and I was like SO ARE YOU!!! WHERE'S YOUR INVITATION!!! Anyway I knew I should probably just get out of there because of my priers, but I really wanted to teach that guy a lesson. He thinks he's so much better than me but he ain't. ALL YOU PUSSY'S WITH A BADGE THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME BUT YOU AIN'T!!!! And than ofcourse I ran into my cousin Ethel and she was all giving me the 5th degree about what had happened and I had to be like SHUT THE FUCK UP ETHEL AND MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!! ain't nobody wants to hear about her and her stupid daughter and how she got accepted to that art school. We all know the only reasons why she got into that school! Being an art girl is just code name for being a SLUT! I hate that girl. She was always telling people I was perverted and tried to hit on her but that ain't even true. I remember that party and I didn't even say anything to her about her bathing suit. I was just trying to tell her that the other guys might get the wrong idea if she kept flaunting around with them huge ass melons she's got. So I started training pretty hard this weekend and my chest is sore from doing so many bench presses. So I'm gonna soak in the hot bath for a while. I got Rust In Peace on repeat and it's blaring! GOING TO WAR!! GIVE HIM HELL!!!