Forgot About This Shit.

I almost forgot about this blog. I was banging this chick Patti that hangs out at South Limestone Tavern for a while last month and I didn't want her to think I was a nerd fucking around on the online so much so I took a break from writing in the blog. I'm not fucking her anymore though. We started fighting all the time because she kept telling me to clean up around here and I was like screw you bitch don't tell me how to live. We couldn't even ever go to her place because she lives with her brother and he's in a wheelchair or he's some kind of retard or something. Anyway I kicked her to the curb and then I guess I just forgot about writing in here but I'm sure you all missed me. HAHA. I should clean this place though because it's starting to smell pretty bad. The other day I farted and it smelled like fucking sulfer. So I got all my legal bullshit takin care of. I didn't have to spend any more time in jail but I had to pay a bunch of fines which sucks because I'm broke and I had to borrow money from my stepfather who is a piece of shit fag. He was all like WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET A JOB!! and I was like WHEN SOMEBODY GIVES ME ONE STUPID!! It ain't like I'm not trying. I've been asking around to people at South Limestone but nobody has been any fucking help. I wish I could just get paid for watching porn and telling people what I thought about the movies because I read on the online that they have jobs like that. I just don't know who to talk to about it. But I could be really good at that and I could even be in a porno movie because I have a really big dick and I think I jizz more than a normal person. I think I'm going to make eggs for dinner. I made this awesome tray that I put across my bathtub so I can eat when I'm in the bath. Sometimes I can just float the bowl in the water but that only works sometimes when I'm eating cereal. And I checked out that MYSPACE website but I couldn't figure out how to work it. Does anyone know how to get to the pictures of the nude chicks on there?