Thursday, May 7, 2009

Some Things I'm Thinking.

I've been thinking about a couple things:
1.) If your underwear covers your balls and dick so they don't get dirty, then why do you have to change your underwear everyday because it shouldn't be getting dirty right?
2.) If cheese makes me constipated and apple juice gives me diarrea than if I eat them both at the same time than I should be fine right?
3.) What is pepperoni made of?
4.) Why does my jizz smell like clorine?
5.) Does a woman's pussy shrink back down after she has a kid? I've never fucked a woman who has kids. Actually I have but I'm not sure if it was just her pussy or if there all like that.
6.) If Coke can clean a penny than I should be able to clean other stuff around my house with it as long as I rinse it off with water after right?

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