Friday, May 15, 2009

Feel Bad About Being A Dick To Frank

I haven't felt like talking to anybody all week. I wanted to punch everyone I know in the nuts. I feel better now I guess but there are still a few people I wouldn't mind punching in their nutsack until it ripped open and their nuts fell out. I feel a little bad about how I treated Frank yesterday though. Frank is my mail man and usually when he comes around at 3pm everyday we talk about what's going on and NASCAR and shit, but yesterday he was trying to talk to me about some bullshit with his mom and I was like shut the fuck up and give me my Penthouse and get the fuck out of here. I don't know she's got Altshymers Disease or something. I'm so broke and all I want to do is go out and get ripped! I hope Conan The Destroyer is on TV this weekend.

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