I AM NOT GAY!!!

I just want to make it clear to all them homo prancers on the online trying to pick up little boys and girls that I AM NOT GAY!! And if you ever send me an e-mail I will find you and punch the shit out of you. There's this one dude who keeps talking to me on my blog named Organic Meatballs and he seems pretty cool, but I'm kinda afraid that he might be a queer in disguise trying to be my friend and then he's going to ask me to come over and hang out and I'll think that we're just going to have some beers or something but then he'll try and put his dick in my mouth. Well that aint gonna happen bro!! So just in case you are a flamer I just want to be clear that you should stop writing me e-mails right now, but if you are just a normal dude then we could definitley hang out sometime and drink some Bud and shoot rifles and what not. Anyway, there's a sick Steven Segall movie on TV right now so I'm gonna watch that. I'm not sure which one it is, but he just kicked the shit out of some chinese guys. I think he's in Vietnam or something. Oh and how do you get candle wax out of your bed sheets? I washed them and it just got stuck in more.