FUCK GOOD FRIDAY!!!

There ain't wasn't nothing good about Good Friday. For those of you that don't already know I had a few drinks on Good Friday and supposedly was riding a bycicle naked around Codell Lake but that ain't even true because I don't own a bycicle. Anyway, they locked my ass up for two weeks, no questions asked because I had an outstanding warrant for petty larceny and so I had to spend Easter in jail and didn't get to have dinner with none of my family or friends. I was so glad to be out of jail this weekend, I went straight to Arby's and got one of them Roast Burgers because I had found a coupon for a free Roast Burger when you purchase a drink. I was thinking about it though, and except for the fact that they ain't got no porn there and you gotta share a toilet jail ain't so bad. You get all your meals for free which is pretty cool even though they taste like Wanda's pussy. FUCK YOU, WANDA!!! It was your fault I had that petty larceny charge against me in the first place! I didn't steal that VCR! Anyway, they also let you watch TV in jail so I got to watch re-runs of Judge Mills Lane on TNN or whatever they call it now. Also they had this one sexy lady guard who was always giving me the eye and I know if I had been in there just a few days longer I probably could have gotten her to have sex with me in the cafeteria kitchen. Well I better take a bath while this macaroni and cheese is boiling. Good to be back to my fans. Does anybody know what My Space is? I heard a few guys on the inside talking about it. It sounded like a pretty kick ass website for looking at naked chicks.