Need Carpentry Work. Rent Sucks.

I hate paying rent. I wish my parents would just die already and leave me this house in their will so I could stop paying them rent. He ain't even my real dad. Anyway, I'm gonna have to find a way to budget for the next two weeks after I pay rent and legal fees and what not. There just isn't work out there for a carpenter anymore. Ain't nobody building houses. I can build other things though!!! But whatever. As long as I have enough to buy two 24 packs of Bud Heavy I'll be fine and I should get some more singles so I can make grilled cheeses. Grilled cheese is the best fucking dinner when money is tight and if a girl comes over I can make a triple decker and put a tooth pick through it so it looks romantic. I still need to call that girl that I was supposed to go out with the night I got arrested. She probably forgot that she gave me her number because she never answered my calls because she didn't recognize the number. This time I WILL NOT get drunk first. God I can't wait til see them titties. Anyway, jail totally fucked up my training schedule so I better hit the work out bench. If anybody out there knows about any carpentry jobs let me know. I work hard and I never drink too much on the job.