Good Friday

Today is definitely a Good Friday. I went to church earlier and I've got a hot date tonight with the most beautiful chick in the world. So here's the story. I met her at the grocery store the other day. I was buying some Draino because those cheeseburgers ended up getting stuck in the toilet and I've had a major overflow problem for the past week. So anyway I see this chick buying soda and I go up to her and I'm like hey you know Diet RC tastes just like Diet Coke and it's half the price and she says she doesn't believe or no thanks or whatever. So get this. I say oh yeah why don't you come back to my place and I'll prove it to you. She said yes and she gave me her number and so I'm gonna call her tonight and invite her over. Normally I would have Highlander for her to watch BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE! Goddamnit that makes me so pissed the fuck off. The sex scene at the end is perfect for setting the mood and then with the sword battle at the end, I mean forget about it. She'd be so wet. Whatever, I obviously don't need Highlander to make a chick want to get nasty with me. She obviously wants to anyway. I probably shouldn't say Goddamnit what with today being Good Friday and all. Anyway, I'm lucky that I still have some condoms left over from that time Hank and I were planning a trip to the Playboy Mansion. Let me explain to you how fucking hot this chick is. She's got long curly blonde hair with sexy two tone roots. She's got big fucking titties, the kind that make you chub up just looking at them because you can imagine how they feel. She's got legs that go all the way up and she wears bright red lipstick and I love that. I'm pretty sure she's a model or something. Probably going to just order in from KFC and then maybe take her over to Strike Zone Lanes are show her what an good fucking bowler I am. I learned that a long time ago that you should take a chick someone where you can impress her on the first date. Let's just say I've never had any trouble sealing the deal and getting laid. Well, I should probably go do some training for a bit and then do the standard before date routine. Shit, shower and shave.