Terrence! Answer Your Celluar Phone!

How the hell do you delete these things? That was not me last night. Someone must have broken into my account again. I must have left my blog on and Hank wrote on it playing a prank on me. I don't ever get that drunk so I'm pretty sure he put some vicadin in my beer or something. And I'm not sure why my shirt is ripped down the middle but this is my favorite Big Johnson t-shirt and I am fucking pissed off. My head feels like someone bashed it in with a hammer and this place smells like someone farted in the bathtub. I wish it wasn't so goddamn hot and bright outside I would get out of here but It's too fucking annoying. GOD I HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW!!! TERRENCE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND SHOW ME HOW TO DELETE THAT STUPID POST BECAUSE I DIDN'T TYPE THAT!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU WANDA!!

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Pussy Ass Fake Cop Bitch!

Has anyone else met this pussy ass patrol man that hangs around the Rite-Aid on Main St.? I nearly beat the shit out of this guy earlier today. He thinks he's so tough but he ain't even got a real gun it's just pepper spray and a billy club. I could stick that billy club right up his asshole AND HE'LL PROBABLY LIKE IT!!!! For the past few weeks I've been stealing the newspapers from that rich people nieghborhood near Planter's Row and then selling them outside the Rite-Aid for 10 cents cheaper. I don't make very much but I can at least get a number 2 from McDonald's and a few 40s of Bud Heavy. Anyway I was selling my newspapers this morning and this guy comes up and says I have to leave the property and I'm like WHAT FOR? and he was like "you're on private property." and I was like SO ARE YOU!!! WHERE'S YOUR INVITATION!!! Anyway I knew I should probably just get out of there because of my priers, but I really wanted to teach that guy a lesson. He thinks he's so much better than me but he ain't. ALL YOU PUSSY'S WITH A BADGE THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME BUT YOU AIN'T!!!! And than ofcourse I ran into my cousin Ethel and she was all giving me the 5th degree about what had happened and I had to be like SHUT THE FUCK UP ETHEL AND MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!! ain't nobody wants to hear about her and her stupid daughter and how she got accepted to that art school. We all know the only reasons why she got into that school! Being an art girl is just code name for being a SLUT! I hate that girl. She was always telling people I was perverted and tried to hit on her but that ain't even true. I remember that party and I didn't even say anything to her about her bathing suit. I was just trying to tell her that the other guys might get the wrong idea if she kept flaunting around with them huge ass melons she's got. So I started training pretty hard this weekend and my chest is sore from doing so many bench presses. So I'm gonna soak in the hot bath for a while. I got Rust In Peace on repeat and it's blaring! GOING TO WAR!! GIVE HIM HELL!!!

Shit Everywhere.

Does anybody read these blogs? I need to find a plumber because my toilet is fucked up again and I saw Terrence this weekend and he said I could ask on here. My toilet has been fucked up for a while and when I flushed those cheeseburgers a while back it really fucked shit up even worse I think. I thought it was doing okay but I had to flush some macaroni and cheese last night because my disposal still isn't working and it started backing up and I didn't get to it in time so there was old turds coming out all over the floor by the time I got in there. I cleaned most of it up, but it still reeks something awful in there. Anyway I would normally ask my buddy Larry to help out with this because he went to a vocational school for plumbing for a bit, but he's serving 2 years for extortion in Blackburn Correctional. Plus we had got to not talking so much after I banged his girlfriend at the time because I was pissed off that Wanda had been fooling around with that dicklicker Craig. JUST ANOTHER THING IN MY LIFE THAT WANDA HAS FUCKED UP!! YOU DESRVE FOR ME TO PUT YOUR FACE IN THIS SHIT THAT IS ALL OVER MY BATHROOM FLOOR LIKE THAT DOG THAT YOU ARE!! AND EVERYONE KNOWS A FEMALE DOG IS A BIIIIITTTCCCHHH!!! Also if anybody knows anything about baseball cards I've got a Ryne Sandburg card that I might be interested in selling if the price is right.

Forgot About This Shit.

I almost forgot about this blog. I was banging this chick Patti that hangs out at South Limestone Tavern for a while last month and I didn't want her to think I was a nerd fucking around on the online so much so I took a break from writing in the blog. I'm not fucking her anymore though. We started fighting all the time because she kept telling me to clean up around here and I was like screw you bitch don't tell me how to live. We couldn't even ever go to her place because she lives with her brother and he's in a wheelchair or he's some kind of retard or something. Anyway I kicked her to the curb and then I guess I just forgot about writing in here but I'm sure you all missed me. HAHA. I should clean this place though because it's starting to smell pretty bad. The other day I farted and it smelled like fucking sulfer. So I got all my legal bullshit takin care of. I didn't have to spend any more time in jail but I had to pay a bunch of fines which sucks because I'm broke and I had to borrow money from my stepfather who is a piece of shit fag. He was all like WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET A JOB!! and I was like WHEN SOMEBODY GIVES ME ONE STUPID!! It ain't like I'm not trying. I've been asking around to people at South Limestone but nobody has been any fucking help. I wish I could just get paid for watching porn and telling people what I thought about the movies because I read on the online that they have jobs like that. I just don't know who to talk to about it. But I could be really good at that and I could even be in a porno movie because I have a really big dick and I think I jizz more than a normal person. I think I'm going to make eggs for dinner. I made this awesome tray that I put across my bathtub so I can eat when I'm in the bath. Sometimes I can just float the bowl in the water but that only works sometimes when I'm eating cereal. And I checked out that MYSPACE website but I couldn't figure out how to work it. Does anyone know how to get to the pictures of the nude chicks on there?

Feel Bad About Being A Dick To Frank

I haven't felt like talking to anybody all week. I wanted to punch everyone I know in the nuts. I feel better now I guess but there are still a few people I wouldn't mind punching in their nutsack until it ripped open and their nuts fell out. I feel a little bad about how I treated Frank yesterday though. Frank is my mail man and usually when he comes around at 3pm everyday we talk about what's going on and NASCAR and shit, but yesterday he was trying to talk to me about some bullshit with his mom and I was like shut the fuck up and give me my Penthouse and get the fuck out of here. I don't know she's got Altshymers Disease or something. I'm so broke and all I want to do is go out and get ripped! I hope Conan The Destroyer is on TV this weekend.

Some Things I'm Thinking.

I've been thinking about a couple things:
1.) If your underwear covers your balls and dick so they don't get dirty, then why do you have to change your underwear everyday because it shouldn't be getting dirty right?
2.) If cheese makes me constipated and apple juice gives me diarrea than if I eat them both at the same time than I should be fine right?
3.) What is pepperoni made of?
4.) Why does my jizz smell like clorine?
5.) Does a woman's pussy shrink back down after she has a kid? I've never fucked a woman who has kids. Actually I have but I'm not sure if it was just her pussy or if there all like that.
6.) If Coke can clean a penny than I should be able to clean other stuff around my house with it as long as I rinse it off with water after right?

I AM NOT GAY!!!

I just want to make it clear to all them homo prancers on the online trying to pick up little boys and girls that I AM NOT GAY!! And if you ever send me an e-mail I will find you and punch the shit out of you. There's this one dude who keeps talking to me on my blog named Organic Meatballs and he seems pretty cool, but I'm kinda afraid that he might be a queer in disguise trying to be my friend and then he's going to ask me to come over and hang out and I'll think that we're just going to have some beers or something but then he'll try and put his dick in my mouth. Well that aint gonna happen bro!! So just in case you are a flamer I just want to be clear that you should stop writing me e-mails right now, but if you are just a normal dude then we could definitley hang out sometime and drink some Bud and shoot rifles and what not. Anyway, there's a sick Steven Segall movie on TV right now so I'm gonna watch that. I'm not sure which one it is, but he just kicked the shit out of some chinese guys. I think he's in Vietnam or something. Oh and how do you get candle wax out of your bed sheets? I washed them and it just got stuck in more.

Need Carpentry Work. Rent Sucks.

I hate paying rent. I wish my parents would just die already and leave me this house in their will so I could stop paying them rent. He ain't even my real dad. Anyway, I'm gonna have to find a way to budget for the next two weeks after I pay rent and legal fees and what not. There just isn't work out there for a carpenter anymore. Ain't nobody building houses. I can build other things though!!! But whatever. As long as I have enough to buy two 24 packs of Bud Heavy I'll be fine and I should get some more singles so I can make grilled cheeses. Grilled cheese is the best fucking dinner when money is tight and if a girl comes over I can make a triple decker and put a tooth pick through it so it looks romantic. I still need to call that girl that I was supposed to go out with the night I got arrested. She probably forgot that she gave me her number because she never answered my calls because she didn't recognize the number. This time I WILL NOT get drunk first. God I can't wait til see them titties. Anyway, jail totally fucked up my training schedule so I better hit the work out bench. If anybody out there knows about any carpentry jobs let me know. I work hard and I never drink too much on the job.

FUCK GOOD FRIDAY!!!

There ain't wasn't nothing good about Good Friday. For those of you that don't already know I had a few drinks on Good Friday and supposedly was riding a bycicle naked around Codell Lake but that ain't even true because I don't own a bycicle. Anyway, they locked my ass up for two weeks, no questions asked because I had an outstanding warrant for petty larceny and so I had to spend Easter in jail and didn't get to have dinner with none of my family or friends. I was so glad to be out of jail this weekend, I went straight to Arby's and got one of them Roast Burgers because I had found a coupon for a free Roast Burger when you purchase a drink. I was thinking about it though, and except for the fact that they ain't got no porn there and you gotta share a toilet jail ain't so bad. You get all your meals for free which is pretty cool even though they taste like Wanda's pussy. FUCK YOU, WANDA!!! It was your fault I had that petty larceny charge against me in the first place! I didn't steal that VCR! Anyway, they also let you watch TV in jail so I got to watch re-runs of Judge Mills Lane on TNN or whatever they call it now. Also they had this one sexy lady guard who was always giving me the eye and I know if I had been in there just a few days longer I probably could have gotten her to have sex with me in the cafeteria kitchen. Well I better take a bath while this macaroni and cheese is boiling. Good to be back to my fans. Does anybody know what My Space is? I heard a few guys on the inside talking about it. It sounded like a pretty kick ass website for looking at naked chicks.

Good Friday

Today is definitely a Good Friday. I went to church earlier and I've got a hot date tonight with the most beautiful chick in the world. So here's the story. I met her at the grocery store the other day. I was buying some Draino because those cheeseburgers ended up getting stuck in the toilet and I've had a major overflow problem for the past week. So anyway I see this chick buying soda and I go up to her and I'm like hey you know Diet RC tastes just like Diet Coke and it's half the price and she says she doesn't believe or no thanks or whatever. So get this. I say oh yeah why don't you come back to my place and I'll prove it to you. She said yes and she gave me her number and so I'm gonna call her tonight and invite her over. Normally I would have Highlander for her to watch BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE! Goddamnit that makes me so pissed the fuck off. The sex scene at the end is perfect for setting the mood and then with the sword battle at the end, I mean forget about it. She'd be so wet. Whatever, I obviously don't need Highlander to make a chick want to get nasty with me. She obviously wants to anyway. I probably shouldn't say Goddamnit what with today being Good Friday and all. Anyway, I'm lucky that I still have some condoms left over from that time Hank and I were planning a trip to the Playboy Mansion. Let me explain to you how fucking hot this chick is. She's got long curly blonde hair with sexy two tone roots. She's got big fucking titties, the kind that make you chub up just looking at them because you can imagine how they feel. She's got legs that go all the way up and she wears bright red lipstick and I love that. I'm pretty sure she's a model or something. Probably going to just order in from KFC and then maybe take her over to Strike Zone Lanes are show her what an good fucking bowler I am. I learned that a long time ago that you should take a chick someone where you can impress her on the first date. Let's just say I've never had any trouble sealing the deal and getting laid. Well, I should probably go do some training for a bit and then do the standard before date routine. Shit, shower and shave.

so ticked.

the fucking phone company shut off my phone last week so I haven't been able to get on the online since last week. fucking greedy bastards. I'm so pissed right now I can't even write a blog to you about it. I've been working out really hard though and you can already notice how much bigger I'm getting. I have a date on Friday, but I don't want to talk about it right now. I'll tell all about it tommorow. She is so super banging hot! GRILLED CHEESE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

MASTER! MASTER!

Feeding alka selzer to raccoons is not a good way to get them to explode because I can't even get them to eat it. I thought of a better plan today though so I'm going to get some cheeseburgers and tie them to the porch and then hide with a shovel, but I'm going to try and bash the coons before they get to the cheeseburgers so I can still eat them. I'm listening to Master of Puppets right now and remembering why it is the GREATEST FUCKING ALBUM EVER MADE!!!!! HETFIELD IS GOD!!!

I LOVE THIS BLOG!!!

Have I mentioned how much I love this blog!! There are so many people out there in the Earth who didn't know what the hell I was up to before and now they do! Even my buddy Earl who lives in Nicholasville a whole town over. What's up Earl you piece of shit? You owe me 7 dollars. So today I cleaned up around the place and organized all my trading cards. I was thinking about selling them, but it's an investment and I gotta stick with it. I have a signed Ryne Sandberg card worth 83 bucks!! One days I'll be able to sell them all and buy a sick ass house far away from the MLK area and I'll invest all the money and live off the dividends and I'll have ALL the movie channels and the porno channels. Wanda will be jealous as fuck and she'll probably ride her bike by all the time and drool but I won't even pay any attention to her, because I'll be inside watching a Jenna Jameson movie on the big huge 100 inch screen. Oh and those damn raccoons are back. I'm going to try feeding them alka selzer. I heard it will blow up a bird, so let's see what it can do to a coon.

Them Mushrooms Put A Hurting On Me

Damn man, I feel like shit today. Those mushrooms put a hurting on me like the time I flipped over the handlebars on my bike and landed on that open tackle box. Fuck if Hank and I didn't have a kickass time though. We were tripping so hard and then Hank took a bite of a burrito that was sitting on the table and it had rice in it but I thought the rice was maggots and so then I thought Hank had turned into a zombie so I hit him in the face with a shovel. We laughed our asses off but he was bleeding pretty bad. Turns out those were maggots. That burrito had been sitting there for a while. I hope his dumb ass wakes up soon, because he's been layed out on my couch all day. Think I'll have eggs for dinner, but I gotta take a shit first.

Fucking Hollywood

FRIDAY NIGHT, BITCHES!!!! I am gonna GET FUCKED UP! Looked up them mushrooms on the online and it says they are NOT poisoness and I should be able to TRIP MOTHERFUCKING BALLS off them. Hank is coming over with some Miller Genuine Draft and we are gonna eat the shit out of these and ride around on his ATV. Any of you fine ass ladies out there in the interweb who want to join us are more than welcome to bring your fine asses over as long as you don't have any fat friends or guys with you! Send me an E-mail and I'll give you directions. Just got finished gutting the bass I caught today and I going to pan fry it with some macaroni and cheese and ketchup. That's right! Bet you ladies didn't know I could cook! That's not the only thing I can do for you. I don't understand this Two And A Half Men show that is on right now. Are these two a couple of fags raising a kid? That shit should NOT be allowed. Fucking Hollywood. I wish King Of Queens was on. I'm just going to go take a bath and get ready to FUCKING PARTY!!!!

nightcrawlers

I bought some nightcrawlers today to go fishing in the morning. Sometimes when I bait the line I like to imagine that I can hear them screaming and I imagine it's the person I hate most. Also, I found some mushrooms in the woods behind my shed today. I'm going to use the online search to see if I can trip off them. PARTY AT MY PLACE, HANK!!!! You bring the beers this time. You still haven't paid me back for the last time.

You can't hold me down!

I've been so depressed the past few days ever since that fat bitch broke into my blog. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THAT!!! The worst part is I've been trying to get Terrence to get over here and fix this damn thing to keep her out of my business, but he's visiting his damn cousin in Beaumont and he won't be back for two weeks. I've been so upset that I haven;t even been keeping up with my training and now my muscles are probably shrinking, and that's just like Wanda to fuck with my head and keep me from bettering myself. She's been doing that shit for years. Like the time I wanted to buy those tapes on the television about learning how to use the foreign exchange market to make money, and she told me it was a scam and a waste of money but I probably could have been a billionare by now and hanging out with all sorts of big titty models in Italy and what not. But I'm not going to let her drag me down to her level. In fact, I'm going to buy those tapes and learn how to do the stock trading as soon as I finish working out today. I need to call Hank and see if he can spot me the funds to invest. AND I need to mow the lawn and work out my quads today. THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO DO! I got no time to sit around and worry about you, Wanda. And that wasn't me that slashed the tires on Craig's truck yesterday if his tires got slashed. I heard they did. Sucks to be you, but I guess that's just the Lord's way of saying that you're a no good cock hungry whoresbag.

YOUR SO PATHETIC!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE HELL FIRE I WILL BRING DOWN ON YOU, WANDA! HOW DARE YOU PULL THIS SHIT! THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND SECRETCY! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO ACCESS SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER AND DON'T THINK I WON'T REPORT YOU! SO LET'S SET THE REAL RECORD STRIAGHT YOU FAT BITCH!

1. Terrence you are gonna catch such a beating next time I see you! How dare you give Wanda the passcodes for my blog!?! Your old enough to be a man and know who's side you should be on! Grow some pubes and stop being a little bitch and get over here and show me how to fix this!

2. If you really destroyed my Highlander tape then I am suing you for destruction of property and invasion of privacy and I will take you on Judge Joe Brown if I need to! And I will tell him about the time that you ruined my brand new Lazy Boy because you were on your period and you have a history of violence.

3. DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT PAM! She's more woman than you will ever be and she looks good naked. You're just jealous because you don't get this anymore and you know I'm the best you ever had. And Craig is a little faggot and I bet it's not his baby if you are pregnant because you have to have a dick to get a girl pregnant. But I don't even believe you are pregnant because you're probably just trying to make me jealous.

4. I like 24 too and you know that because I'm the one who started watching it with you! So don't even try and act like you are the real fan because you only know about it because of me! And if Jack Bower were a real person he would want to be friends with me because I shoot guns. He wouldn't want anything to do with you you fat bitch. YOU WOULD PROBABLY MAKE HIM THROW UP!

5. You know how to spell my name so stop spelling it wrong to try and make me jealous!

That's all I even have to say to you because you don't deserve my time! If you come onto my blog again I will call the cops! FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

For all my friends out there, I had a great training today and my biceps are getting bigger already. I tied two 10 pound dumbells together so I can lift 20 pounds on each arm and I keep lifting until it burns. I watch the workout scene from Rocky 3 and I rewind it at least twice because my workout lasts longer than just one time threw.

PS

Craig and I are pregnant. Enjoy your "rash".

Chauncy You Dumb Twat

Maybe Terrence should teach you to change your user name and password.  Let's get some things straight, you stupid, son of a bitch. 

1. Pam agrees with everything you say cause you pay ''her'' to. You also pay "her" to suck "her" dick.

2. I ain't callin you. 

3. 24 is the best show ever made. 

I hope you forget to wear a helmet and a baseball is pitched to your head. You can have your Highlander VHS. It's scattered along I-75. 

red spots

I think my workout bench gave me a rash on my legs. Either that or it was my riding mower.

I burned my leg

Dammit. I'm all out of paper towels so I couldn't filter my coffee this morning. Then some bacon grease flew out of the pan and burned my inner thigh. I need to switch to boxer shorts. Today is off to a fucking awful start. How the hell am I supposed to get to training without my morning java. I think Hank is coming by later and we're going to work on our start up company. For those of you who don't know Hank and I are going to business selling guns on the internet. You can buy used parts real cheap and then we put them together ourselves and sell them at an auction but on the computer. Hank said he's going to take care of all the business end things. He just needs to use my computer for the buying and selling and we split the money. It'll go into his account and he'll cut me a check. Obviously we can keep some for ourselves and that'll be sick because we can bring some bitches back here and get drunk and shoot guns back in the woods. YOU AINT INVITED, WANDA!

I dream of Jenna

Today is going to be a great day. I found one of my Jenna Jameson DVDs earlier. Her titties are so big and I don't really care if there real or not. I would squeeze them like two big water balloons, but not so they burst. I just like the squishy feeling in my hand. Anyway, I know you're not supposed to jerk it when you're training, but I couldn't help myself. But I had a grilled cheese and I'm feeling good, so I'm gonna go bench press for a while. Cranking up the AC/DC! Hells Bells motherfuckers!!!!!

quit calling me!

I haven't been able to post a blog the passed few days because everytime I'm trying somebody calls me and kicks me off the online. I know it's you Wanda, goddamnit! Why don't you get a life and find something better to do then always calling me and hanging up when I pick up! If you're so happy now then why don't you move on? I have! I'm not even going to waste my time explaining to you how pathetic you are, because you already know and you have to live with that. Even your cousin Barry knows that you act so immature sometimes and he has partial down syndrome. Anyway, for those of you who aren't a fat old bitch I want you to know that I'm going to start training for basbeall again and I'm going to keep ya'll updated on my training. Tomorrow I'm going to start with a run and then pump my pecks. I dusted off the old bench press in the car port, so look out ladies. Gotta go, King of Queens is back from commercial.

gone camping

I know you were probably wondering where I was this weekend. I went off "the grid" and went camping at the Cummins Ferry Campground. I had to get away from it all before I went postal on some bitches. I'm so sick and fed up with some people and you know who you are. The camping is always what gets my mind back on what's really important. Fishing and canoeing and grilling and camping are the finest things in life. At night I built a fire and was watching it burn for hours and had a real epifany. Fire was like the caveman's TV. They didn't have CSI back then but the cavemen must have thought that damn fire was the best show they ever seen. Obviously CSI is better than the fire though. Even though I would, I couldn't stay out there forever though so I had to come back home. Unfortunately the raccoons had got into the garbage cans again. I swear I tried everything, but it seems like the more i kill the more they keep coming back. It's good to be home. I'm going to order a pizza and make hot dog soup for supper.

I wanna watch CSI!

I know I bought a jumbo pack of double A batteries a few months ago at the Wal-Mart and put them in the drawer in the kitchen. Where the hell are they?! If you took those batteries I swear to God I'm going to burn down the flower bed in front of your trailer! I have to get up off the damn couch everytime I need to change the channel, and you know I don't like to watch these damn commercials! Terrence, if you're reading this you damn well better not have taken those batteries for your remote controled car or I'm gonna bust your ass, boy. Someone put some goddamn batteries in my goddamn remote control NOW!

ps: CSI is the best damn show on television.

answer your damn phone!

How do I get this grass stain out of my Randy Johnson t-shirt!? God I hate you you stupid bitch!!!!

I only think of you when I shit.

Today I went down to the Qdoba Mexican Grill for some fajitas. Mexicans sure know how to grill up some tasty shit. Shit is also what mexican food makes me do, take a shit. And that's what you are Wanda. A piece of shit! Remember the time we were fishing down at the retention pond and you fell in so I gave you my t-shirt to wear so you wouldn't be cold and I told you I loved you. I was wrong! I was talking to Pam and she said she always knew you were bad and she told me all along. I should have listened to her becuase she was right. You never appreciated anything I done for you and I always was going out of my way. I hope one day you realize what a big mistake you made and you come crawling back but I won't take you back in a million years. Think again! I'm moved on! Just wanted you to know.

PS:

I still want my VHS copy of Highlander back!

My bitch ass ex-wife.

Hello,

My name is Chauncey Bottoms. I live in Lexington, KY the best fucking city on Earth. My nephew Terrence showed me how to use the online. Guess all this time he was fagging around on the computer instead of playing baseball he learned something useful. He set up this blogging for me and now I can let all the people of the whole world know what a royal bitch my ex-wife is. I hate you, Wanda. You ruined the best years of my life. I should have been out banging all the hot women that want to bang me. Not living with you. I'm so glad we got divorced. You smell like piss warm bacon grease. If I could go back in time I would punch Craig in the throat and kill him before you could cheat on me with him and then I would go further back in time and never marry you! Hope you're happy now. NOT! Your even uglier than all my friends say you are! I hope you choke on your spit while your sleeping and die.

Peace.